Saturday, December 27, 2014

Serena Grandi...Teresa...1987

                   
Romagna, eighties. Teresa, a beautiful, busty and strong-willed, is widowed. To exercise in its own activities trucker aboard a Scania 142, is forced to settle a debt of 80 million pounds, that her husband, before dying, had contracted with Nabucco, a wealthy local businessman. The latter, in love with her, the intimate that if by August of the following year will not be able to pay off the debt, will have to marry him. Teresa, who does not return this feeling, he started working very hard (with mixed success), personally carrying goods from Germany to Sicily, and trying to mislead the court of suitors that meets from time to time (among others: an unlikely German baron and a caricaturist boss of the Sicilian Mafia).

In this series of scrimmage finds time to fall in love with the young Gino, his second driver, Romagnolo true as she and difficult character to drive Iveco Turbostar. This is a comedy in which Dino Risi is expressed in a minor key, with an obvious (but not always successful) tribute to the Emilia-Romagna region and its inhabitants. The soundtrack includes songs by Lucio Dalla and Casadei.

Blood...2004 Drama

             
After not having seen each other in five years, Chris Terry goes to visit his younger sister Noelle Terry in Montréal. Their lives, both together and apart, have been turbulent ones with something toxic having affected the way they interact with each other. Chris, who has just divorced his wife Denise, is a recovering alcoholic. Although he has never served time, he has committed crimes in his past. Noelle, a drug addict, turns tricks to make ends meet. She has just completed a stint in prison. Upon Chris' arrival, Noelle proposes to Chris that they enter into a three-way with a john who will pay $500 for the trick. Noelle had been trying to find another man to do the job, but was unable to find one on such short notice.

Noelle implies that she needs the money to pay off a third party, and she figures Chris owes her. Despite not identifying himself as being gay or even bisexual despite having previously had a relationship with a man, Chris agrees. As Chris and Noelle's encounter progresses, what they displayed on the surface in entering into this agreement may not be their true motivation - or the motivation for Chris making this visit after all this time - as they talk about money, drugs, power and control, and Noelle's ex-boyfriend Martin.

Sunday, December 14, 2014

1982 Paradise..not bad

                 

In the Georgian era, in 1823, David (Aames) and sarah (Cates), 2 teenagers, travel with a caravan from Bagdad to damascus. At associate oasis, the fancy woman agent 'Jackal' raids them, principally to feature the gorgeous young sarah to his hareem. David and sarah and her servant, Geoffrey, narrowly escape, however all the others are slain within the massacre together with David's american missionary parents. However, Geoffrey does not survive long, as he sees an encampment that, unbeknownst to him, is travel by the jackal. Geoffrey goes to the encampment seeking facilitate however is killed by the jackal because the remaining duo takes a rest in a very near  district on their westerly direction toward civilization.

Sarah and David's flight leads them to a fine looking oasis—their peaceful place in paradise—where they discover natural love and their physiological property. However, the jackal has not given au courant sarah yet, and David should lure him to his death, or be killed by him.
In the film's ending, David confronts the jackal and is in a position to kill him. sarah reveals to David that she is pregnant and therefore the 2 young lovers have finally reached civilization, town of damascus.

Comedy of 1982: Vai avanti tu che mi viene da ridere

         
Commissioner Pasquale Bellachioma is a willing policeman who with trust Cavicchioli looking to stand for commitment and dedication to service, but because of his clumsiness no one guesses. One day his ex-wife, remarried to a musician named Gianni, before leaving for his second honeymoon entrusts his St. Bernard dog and their teenage son.

But the worst is yet to come: in fact, the agent receives the news that he was transferred to San Vito Alto, a town in the province of Trento , described dall'appuntato on duty as a sort of outpost Siberian (his predecessor died of pneumonia in August while there were 20 degrees below zero, maximum). The village is also described as "the last police station before the border." The transfer must be made ​​in a day, but Fairhair learns that the next day will be in Rome the sheik Abadjan, which has already suffered numerous attacks for its stated intention to sell oil at rates different from those of the other producing countries.

The only survivor of the attacks is the transvestite Andrea  . Commissioner delaying the start with an apology and decides to investigate the case privately. It is the first to find Andrea, the stops and then protects it, to escape the killer of the oil tycoon, who is also on his trail. Being together with him if they become attached, but will not admit it. Andrea notices it and reveals that it is not a man, but a woman in all respects: it is a disguised fake just to escape the killer. His real name is Andrea and Maria Richter was born in Lugano , in Switzerland .

The tanker arrived in Rome protected by a huge security service, but the murderess still managed to get to Villa Borghese , where you hold the reception in his honor. Bellachioma, with a fortuitous but timely intervention, manages to save his life. Consequently, the transfer is canceled and the Commissioner is rewarded with a medal: now can finally live with his beloved, even if the last scene the doubt on her sex remains.

Nice of 1974: Vincent, François, Paul... et les autres


Longtime friends, Vincent, François, Paul - entrepreneur respectively doctor and writer - all fifty, meet regularly with others, including a young boxer Jean, to drink, eat, or for spending purposes week to discuss the campaign together. They cross all more or less bad sentimental or professional pass. Vincent, for example, who was one of the strongest of them, hardly limping along since his wife Catherine left him; He also faces financial difficulties in its business.

And it is precisely as a result of a heart problem experienced by Vincent suddenly all around him will gradually become aware of the relativity of their personal problems.Vincent, François, Paul ... and the other is a film Franco - Italian directed by Claude Sautet , released in 1974 .

Saturday, December 6, 2014

Edwige Fenech : Il ficcanaso 1981

A film by Bruno Corbucci ,with Edwige Fenech , Pino Caruso , Pippo Franco , Laura Troschel , Sergio Leonardi. Modesto yellow-comic with little rhythm, little to find. P. Franco (also co-wrote the screenplay) seems abandoned to itself (and it should not) in a "just" very questionable taste.As a plot we can say Luciano Persichetti is haunted by a mysterious killer who calls himself "The Guardian Angel", to whom is able to escape through some precognitive abilities. At the end of the identity of the killer will be revealed, with extreme surprise of the protagonist.

Cast:
Pippo Franco: Luciano Persichetti
Edwige Fenech: Susanna Luisetti
Pino Caruso: Inspector
Laura Troschel: Carla Foscari
Luc Merenda: Paolo
Sergio Leonardi: Lino

Crossed Swords aka The Prince and the Pauper 1977..nice



Period journey custom-made from Mark Twain's classic novel, starring Mark Lester, oliver Reed and Raquel Welch. once prince edward comes face to face together with his actual double, street urchin Tom canty, he thinks it might be a beautiful joke to vary places with him for the night. sadly for Edward, his disguise works too well and he's in remission and thrown out on to the treacherous and corrupt streets of London.

Film Details
Directed by Richard Fleischer
Produced in 1977
Main Language - English
Countries & Regions - British Film

Saturday, November 29, 2014

Erotic: Dancing at the Blue Iguana 2000


 Angel (Daryl Hannah) needs for a baby of her own or a foster kid to require care of, however her untidy, dysfunctional existence makes this an not possible dream. Jo (Jennifer Tilly) is pregnant, however desires an abortion, and may barely contain her rage at the planet. jasmine (Sandra Oh) writes lovely poetry on the facet and eventually finds a boyfriend. She tells him she's a stripper, however he maintains that he's o.k. with it. However, once he sees her dance at the club, he disapproves mutely and leaves.

Jesse (Charlotte Ayanna), the youngest and newest stripper appearance for acceptance and love among the strippers and customers, however is eventually crushed by her boyfriend, leading her to drink and depression; and Stormy (Sheila Kelley) has an incestuous relationship together with her brother.
In 2001, actress Daryl Hannah released a one-hour companion documentary, Strip Notes, supported her experience researching her role as a stripper within the film, that is enclosed as an additional on the dancing at the Blue iguana dvd. Hannah conjointly stars along side Charlotte Ayanna, Elias Koteas, Jennifer Tilly, and Sandra oh.

Edwige Fenech : in La signora gioca bene a scopa?

A poker player on a streak meets a good looking missy. he is interested in her, however she seems to be absolutely content together with her boyfriend, a somewhat wussy author. The gambler gets the concept that if he will get this girl into bed, it'll amendment his luck at the gambling tables.


Cast
  • Edwige Fenech:Eva
  • Carlo Giuffré:Michele Cammagliulo
  • Carlo Delle Piane:Tonino
  • Oreste Lionello:Alberto
  • Enzo Cannavale:Peppino
  • Franca Valeri:Giulia Nascimbeni
  • Didi Perego:Monica
  • Gigi Ballista:Gervasio Caminata
  • Lia Tanzi:Marisa
  • Enzo Andronico:The Doctor

Saturday, November 22, 2014

Cuban film: Red Cockroaches 2003

                    
A low budget movie of 2000$ come the plot of a young man meets a mysterious girl in the subway and gets romantically involved with her, only to later discover that she might be his long lost sister. Dark and atmospheric, the world the characters inhabit is an alternative New York City with bouts of Acid Rain and ruled by an omnipotent cloning company called DNA21. Cryptic in nature and merging several genres, mainly sci-fi and drama with sporadic dark humor and surrealist touches,

Red Cockroaches’ morally ambiguous incest story has gathered as many fans as detractors making it a modern underground cult movie.

Nice One: The April Fools 1969

Howard Brubaker (Lemmon) is married to Phyllis (Sally Kellerman), WHO does not love him. Catherine (Deneuve) is that the gorgeous married woman of an equally uncaring husband, Howard's philandering boss ted Gunther (Peter Lawford).


At a party hosted by ted, he urges Howard to choose up an out there girl at the party and income to point out him how. Howard reluctantly tries it on Catherine, WHO instantly accepts.
The two realize their marriages are loveless as they discover additional concerning one another that night and choose to run away along. however Howard does not realise Catherine is his boss's wife till he's near to board the plane along with her to Paris.

Comedy: Vieni Avanti Cretino 1982


Lino Banfi holds a monologue in a dressing room located in a bathroom , surrounded by more luxurious for some stars of Hollywood mentioned at the beginning ( John Travolta , Bo Derek and Marlon Brando ), but they do not show up.

Rome, early eighties. Pasquale Baudaffi is a prisoner fresh out of jail Roman of Regina Coeli ; to welcome him find his cousin Gaetano, who tries on several occasions to help him to a path of honest reintegration into society; He will offer a variety of work activities as employed by an employment agency and therefore aware of the work with immediate use.


Franco Bracardi (Gaetano) in a frame of film.
From this premise depart a series of scenes; First there is the visit to a newly established dental practice, but Easter still believed to be the brothel that was before, he attended before he was arrested. The scene is full of double meanings between the protagonist, the assistant to the dentist and an engineer with serious dental problems, played by Gigi Reder .
Will be followed by an interview for the post of warden city, which obviously will not be able to spend Easter. The next attempt is as mechanic; as a favor to the owner, a heart condition, Baudaffi agree to stay in his place for a night, convinced by a tempting dinner prepared by the owner's wife.

End up stealing the collective of all cars of the garage as revenge for a group of brothers from Sicily, confident that their only sister "libertine" is over at that garage hidden in some cars. During a test as a waiter, two lovers undecided and marriage crisis will lead to exasperation poor Pasquale, also harassed by the rough ways of the owner of the bar, Mr. Gargiulo.

After this experience bankruptcy cousin Gaetano does it take as a clerk at the job, but here is a director very Catholic and very tolerant towards homosexuals, which ends just to believe gay (after having caught accidently look into a men's room), and then fire him. Later, in lieu of a famous tenor , singer pretends to be a Spanish improvised at a party, where serenade mixing Apulian dialect and pidgin Spanish. Filed this other experience, is hired in a company of electronics, but here you will find a schizophrenic director, Dr. Thomas, and repetitive tasks and alienating.

Now resigned to take the life of a homeless man, Pasquale notice in a newspaper ad for a lost dog, Nero, who eventually found. The discovery gives hope to Baudaffi a large cash reward, but the man get in return only a rough sex with a fat lady aristocratic owner of the dog. The film ends with the intervention of the same Luciano Salce , judging the interpretation of Banfi: the actor is sentenced to be shot by a firing squad, which turns out to be armed with cream cakes.

Saturday, November 8, 2014

An occasional hell ...nice 1996

This cockeyed thriller stars Tom Berenger (Platoon) as Ernie Dewalt, a drug-addicted ex-cop with a tubing, which is not the worst of it. Ernie teaches inventive writing at atiny low school wherever distinguished academician Alex laughton (Stephen Lang) has been blown apart with a piece whereas uncertain  the ofttimes nude Jeri Kari Wuhrer during a automotive on Lover's Lane. Laughton's widow, Elizabeth (Valeria Golino) drags the reluctant Ernie out of retirement to clear her name, as she is that the prime suspect.

Once he isn't mainlining medicine or commerce japes with investigation detective robert Davi, Ernie is haunted by visions of Jeri, taunting him regarding his incompetence. it isn't very Jeri, of course, and should even be the spirit of his former alcoholism, however the plot is therefore confused that it's arduous to inform. Ernie contains a vision of himself snapping nude photos of Jeri and laughton having sex during a field; Elizabeth is loudly unvoiced  regarding within the native supermarket; and therefore the ridiculous resolution can please nobody. dangerous film buffs ought to get a kick out of Ernie weeping to Elizabeth regarding his tubing, however alternative viewers ought to avoid this jaw-dropping stupidity in the least prices.

Top 1969: L'armée des ombres


The film was released in the political context of the post- May 68 . Paying tribute to the Resistance and General de Gaulle , he was sometimes a negative criticism, especially from the Cahiers du Cinema , which then were beginning a shift to a more political discourse.

These bad reviews echoes dissuaded American programmers to distribute the film in the United States . He finally came out in 2006 and was a late release this cinematic event unanimously applauded by the specialized critics . It has even been rated as the best film of the year by critics of the magazine American Premiere of Newsweek , the LA Weekly and the New York Times . He received the award for Best Foreign Language Film at the New York Film Critics Circle Awards 2006, and Best Film at the 2006 First Annual LA Weekly Film Critics Poll , . On the website Rotten Tomatoes , the film collects 97% positive reviews with an average score of 8.6 / 10 based on 73 reviews collected and, on the website Metacritic , it gets a score of 99 / 100, based on 24 reviews .

Upon its release in theaters in September 1969 , Army of Shadows is experiencing a modest beginning with 29 200 entries in three rooms of Paris , for an average of 9733 entries per room, but manages to remain in the top ten entries in several weeks . Remained fifteen weeks playing in Paris, it totals 455,134 entries in the capital and its suburbs . By province, the film combines 946,688 entries to 1,401,822 entries total during its initial release .

Vitaly : Pierino Colpisce Ancora

In an attempt to pass the examination of primary school , Peter gets to dictate the theme (a trace of Giuseppe Garibaldi ) from his grandfather through the radio link. The signal is, however, disturbed by a communication from the police , causing Peter to write and deliver to the Committee a theme that mixes the life of Garibaldi to that of a wanted for drug dealing. The disastrous outcome of the subsequent oral examination will mark yet another rejection of Peter, who is accompanied by his father to Grosseto where he is enrolled in a college .

Despite the poor results of the placement test, Peter was admitted in the institute where he will meet some old friends (the alternate Rizzi, who tries in vain to declare their feelings) and will have to deal with some people like Henrietta (daughter of director of the institute), who will try in vain to covet the boy and Oronzo, a "nerd" who will challenge for a meeting of boxing . After a first failed attempt, Peter manages to evade the keeper Francesco fleeing the institution: he tries to return to Rome by hitchhiking is loaded on to a steering wheel of the Police and taken home by his father, getting a bad reception from part of the neighborhood. Soon Peter begins to turn for the city, making jokes to anyone (including a policeman ), the father, in order to hide an extra-marital affair with the maid, he decides to send his son to work as a clerk in some shops. Again, the work experience of Peter will prove completely disastrous.

Saturday, November 1, 2014

Fantastic movie: Bye Bye Brasil 1979


This fantastic movie tells the history of a small caravan of artists. They cross an immense area inside Brazil as a circus act for simple and poor people. They find a couple of beggars that escaped the drought of the northeast in the road. These beggars are headed to the wealth and success in the new "Eldorado Brasileiro": the Amazonian. This film holds human and yet controversial content, that faces the problematic themes of Brazilian reality: the social poverty, migration and environmental destruction.

Bye Bye Brasil was listed as one of the top 10 Brazilian films by Glauco Ortolano of World Literature Today. The New York Times noted that it was “a most reflective film, nicely acted by its small cast and beautifully though not artily photographed in some remarkable locations.” The film has been described as a kind of "Seismological documentary … registers the cultural aftershocks of the Brazilian Subcontinent." The film was nomiated for the Palme d'Or at the 1980 Cannes Film Festival. The film was also selected as the Brazilian entry for the Best Foreign Language Film at the 53rd Academy Awards, but was not accepted as a nominee.

Top 1995: La haine


The story takes place after a night of riots between youth and police in the city of Muguets in Chanteloup-les-Vignes ( 78 ). The riots were the result of the flash of an inspector of police who had seriously injured Shokair Abdel Aziz, a young resident of the city, during a custody. The adventures of three young friends Abdel Ichaha is followed. Vinz, a Jew sassy violent temper, thirsting for revenge on behalf of Abdel. Hubert, from Benin, hashish dealer, thinks only leave the city for a better and refuses to provoke the police life. Said holds a mediator between Vinz and Hubert about the desire for revenge in the first over to the police.

The news spread in the city that a policeman lost his gun overnight clashes. We learn very quickly that Vinz found him and he intends to use it to kill a cop if Abdel Aziz Shokair not come out of the coma in which it is immersed. Hubert disapproves. The use of the revolver is a leitmotif: Vinz keeps permanently in his pants, the unsheathing anything goes, constantly attracting remonstrances Hubert.
The bulk of the story covers a single day: the most important day in the life of three young people.

Again Gloria Guida: La liceale seduce i professori 1979


one of the funniest chapters such sexycommedia of the Italian school. The cast is like that with the presence of Ninetto davoli and fleshy Donatella Damiani to embellish. Directed by Mariano Laurenti number two of the genre, after his teacher Tarantini.
this time Gloria Guida is a distant cousin the alarm that goes from avivere banfi and davoli to study at the school where the principal is banfi, fall in love with the professor.

banfi and vital as ever you can give us gag or not, but always funny, exchanging roles janitor and principal-teacher-musician is beautiful, minus the gags of the tools that the long stew, and Davoli makes a good shoulder. especially Vitali up in the bathroom is so vulgar as comical.
perhaps driving glory sings too but no one could ever say no to her. nice car quote film project where the night nurse.
the beautiful Lorraine de Selle nudissima lover Banfi, while Damiani alone is worth the price of admission and makes this film an absolute MUST that!

Saturday, October 25, 2014

Madonna : Dick Tracy 1990


Based off of a comic book created by Chester Ghould. Dick Tracy is one of the toughest and the best police officer for the city. He is currently on the hunt for the biggest crime boss named Big Boy Caprice who recently killed off the former crime boss Lips Manless. Now Big Boy is rallying up all of the criminals in the city who are not only trying to make the city bow to Big Boy's wishes but to eliminate Tracy their only huge competition. However Tracy is facing with a whole lot of issues, as he is trying to not only track down Big Boy, but to keep his girlfriend Tess Trueheart, take care of a nameless orphan and dodge a seductive club dancer Breathless Mahoney and a mysterious gangster named "The Blank". Can Tracy overcome these obstacles and save the city?

Old and nice : La Traversée de Paris 1956



Paris in 1942. Taxi driver unemployed, Marcel Martin makes his living delivering parcels in the black market . One day, he must carry on foot, on the other side of the capital, four suitcases containing a pig cut. He went into the basement of a named tibialis and plays the accordion while we kill the animal.
It then runs with his wife Mariette to the restaurant where he must find his accomplice. He learns that he has been arrested by the police. A stranger then enters the restaurant and on a misunderstanding, fearing that he had slipped an appointment to his wife, Martin invited him to share his meal and work with him.
This choice is quickly calamitous as this new character, a Grandgil, is far from docile. It first provides a substantial increase in salary terrorizing the unfortunate tibialis. Then he destroyed the bottles a bistro, where two accomplices hiding from the police, and treats customers "poor bastards". It will even knock a policeman in the neighborhood where Martin lives. And when fleeing a German patrol, they end up taking refuge in the apartment of Grandgil is stunned to discover that Martin is a painter of some renown who has followed that for entertainment.
However, pursuing the way, they finally arrive at the delivery address but found the door locked. They make such a racket when a German patrol operates. Kommandatur inwhere they are taken, a German officer recognized the painter Grandgil. He is about to do the release announcement when the murder of a colonel. The German officer fails to save in extremis that Grandgil while Martin, he was sent to Germany to STO
The years passed. Paris is released, and we find Grandgil a station platform Lyon followed by a carrier bags. The top of the window of the car, suddenly recognizes Grandgil Martin, as always carrying suitcases of others.

La casa stregata 1982 ..Nice

Accountant George Allegri, Milan bank, is in love with the sweet and beautiful girlfriend Candida. After moving to Rome to work, George began a difficult search for an apartment that can accommodate the bride, the mother-in-law Anastasia and her dog Gaetano. The search for George ends when by chance a mysterious man, Omar said the Saracen, offers him the chance to live in a beautiful villa on the Via Appia at a very low fee (250,000 pounds).

The villa found by George, however, is "haunted" 1,000 years before the two lovers, surprised by her mother, were turned into pillars of salt. To break the spell Candida must remain chaste until the first full moon after the wedding.
Omar, in fact the spirit of an old friend of the two lovers, between the insults and resistors George and the perplexity of Candida, try to make sure that the two lovers have no relationship prior to the first night of the full moon, now in the which the two boys now married can finally undo the spell and be rich and happy.

Saturday, October 18, 2014

Teammovies Competition Soon!

This week i will not talk about any movie, i will talk about TEAMMOVIES and its new competition, yes am amateur without experience , i decide to get into this domain because i love movies ,yes i like movies from different culture , countries, language and categories.
That is why i decide to make many blogs where is each i talk about Italian movies,French movies,Espanol movies and sure America movies and a blog for celebrities.
Am looking forward to release blogs in other language also like Arabic,Hebrew,Indian(Many) ...
I have also many channels four channels on YouTube:


  • Channel Main
  • Channel 1
  • Channel HD
  • Celebrities Channel

  • with additional to the above come my twitter account @teammovies and come my facebook page teammovies.com.Pinterest and flickr are also envolved in my work and at the end come my website where i put everything i need other to know.
    Maybe you need to ask me if i got revenue from this , Yes i got but not so good but its not my purpose , i great this only and only because i like movies and this is my purpose.
    So After all this speech i want to tell you that i will start a competition on YouTube by creating a playlist on my Channel 1 , where i can select from your clips some special clips and put it in the playlist after that we will vote and select the best clip from these clips and the winner will win a valuable gift from my choice.
    I count on your guys to upload good clips.

    El mariachi 1992: Very Nice Movie

             
    After breaking out of jail during a little Mexican city, a merciless  criminal, nicknamed Azul (Reinol Martínez), ventures off with a guitar case jam-packed with weapons and vows revenge on the native drug baron, Moco (Peter Marquardt), who had had him in remission within the 1st place. Meanwhile, a young musician (Carlos Gallardo) arrives in city carrying his own guitar case that contains his signature stringed instrument. He hopes to search out add the city so as to pursue his dream of turning into a mariachi like his father.
    From the compass of his heavily guarded villa on the outskirts of city, Moco sends an outsized cluster of hitmen to kill Azul. they're told to appear for a person who is carrying black and carrying a guitar case, however as a result of the mariachi additionally matches this description, the hitmen mistake him for Azul and start to pursue him. Only Moco, however, is aware of Azul's actual face. The mariachi is then forced to kill four of the attackers in protection once being hunted person through the streets. because the mariachi seeks refuge during a bar in hand by a pretty lady named Dominó (Consuelo Gómez), he quickly falls enamored along with her. sadly, Moco isn't solely financing the bar, however additionally has his own romantic interest in Dominó.

    When Azul visits the bar for a beer and data regarding Moco, he accidentally leaves with the Mariachi's guitar case. Moco's thugs capture Azul on the road however let him go after they learn that the case he's carrying contains solely a guitar. a brief time later, the mariachi is captured and brought to Moco, who identifies him because the wrong man and sets him free.
    Meanwhile, Azul, who has no directions to Moco's home, takes Dominó with him and orders her to require him to Moco's, or Moco can kill the mariachi. Dominó agrees so as to save lots of the Mariachi's life. after they gain Moco's gated compound, Azul pretends to require Dominó captive so as to realize entry. Moco before long realizes that Dominó has fallen for the mariachi and, in a rage, shoots each her and Azul. Suddenly, the ensemble arrives to search out the lady he loves gunned down. Moco then shoots the Mariachi's hand, rendering him useless as a guitar player. However, overcome with grief and rage, the mariachi picks up Azul's gun and kills Moco, taking revenge for Dominó's death. Moco's living henchmen, seeing their leader dead, walk off and leave Moco's body and therefore the wounded mariachi behind.
    The mariachi leaves the city on Dominó's motorcycle, taking her pit bull and her letter-opener by that to recollect her. His dreams to become a mariachi are shattered, and his solely protection for his future area unit Azul's former weapons that he takes on within the guitar case.

    Emmanuelle Seigner: Venus in Fur 2013


    Venus in Fur (French: La Vénus à la fourrure) is a 2013 French drama film directed by Roman Polanski. it's supported the play of an equivalent name by american author David Ives, that itself was impressed by Leopold von Sacher-Masoch's novel Venus in Furs.
    The film premiered in competition for the Palme d'Or at the 2013 cannes festival on twenty five may. In January 2014 the film received 5 nominations at the thirty ninth César Awards, winning for Best Director.

    Thomas is a writer-director of a brand new play, associate adaptation of the 1870 novel Venus in Furs by Austrian author Leopold von Sacher-Masoch. Alone in an exceedingly Parisian theatre once on a daily basis of auditioning actresses for the lead character, Wanda von Dunayev, Thomas laments on the phone of the poor performances to come back through. As he's getting ready to depart the theatre, associate actress named vanda arrives matted. in an exceedingly windstorm of energy and unrestrained aggression, orchidaceous plant convinces the director to let her scan for the part. To Thomas's astonishment, vanda shows nice understanding of the character and is aware of each line by memory. because the audition progresses, the intensity is increased and also the attraction of Thomas turns into obsession.

    Gloria Guida Again: Indagine su un delitto perfetto


    The Perfect Crime is another average movie for Gloria Guida, we can notice that all her movie of the seventies are sexy and erotic but this film is something special.On the death of a wealthy chairman of a multinational company, the heirs of these, no holds barred, try to get hold both the legacy of both the presidency of the corporation. After several dead the role will be inherited from De Paul Revere, beautiful homosexual boy who, according to his mother and nurse, Polly, had hatched a diabolical plan to eliminate all opponents. The evil trio manages to win.

    Saturday, October 11, 2014

    Erotic: 1978 Cheerleaders Beach Party

    Another bad movie for the seventies but its worth to talk about it a little in order to keep that movie in our memory, because personaly i like to keep all these movies and works in a place to remember.
    Rambling U. cheerleaders (Monica, Toni, Sissy, and Sheryl) work along to stay State U. from stealing Rambling’s star football players.
    State’s Mr. Langley — on behalf of Coach Wilson — takes the players on a visit to Bell Harbor, to persuade them that State has way more to supply. (better scholarships, facilities, contacts, and a additional prestigious degree)

    Rambling’s Coach Hensen doesn't see something he will do to prevent it, given Rambling’s restricted resources, that the four women take it on themselves to try and do no matter is needed to persuade the players to remain at Rambling. 1970s-era sex-comedy conviviality prove because the women contend with stuck-up State cheerleaders to induce their players back.
    The Rambling U. cheerleaders succeed by infiltrating parties and conferences with sex, disguises and medicines. Not solely do they keep their players, however they recruit State's star players, Mitch Stevens and Stanley Kraus, to boot.

    Gloria Guida: Maschio latino cercasi ..Bad!!!



    the only things that allow us to watch this movie is Gloria Guida. The movie in general is bad , the story is not good organized, film directed by Giovanni Narzisi and starring Dayle Haddon, Gloria Guida, and Stefania Casini. In addition to the above that is an erotic secy italian commedy for the seventies where in this period appear a lot of celebrities like Edwige fenech, Serena Grandi and sure Gloria Guida.... 

    The competition between these actress is clearly visible by the huge numbers of movies even the bad ones.
    i recommend to watch this film to just add to your memory some of the low budget and bad movies of the seventies.

    Saturday, October 4, 2014

    Old & Nice: The Hunt 1966

    José, Paco and Luis, three middle-aged men, veteran spending a hot summer's day drinking, reminiscing and hunting rabbits. José instigates the hunt. He is in debt because of an impending divorce and is living beyond his means with a younger woman. His main objective at the reunion is to secure a loan from Paco, a shrewd businessman, also unhappily in love and looking for younger women. Paco brings with him Luis, now employed at his factory. Luis is a weak, forlorn individual, an alcoholic addicted to wine, women and science fiction rather than social conviviality or male camaraderie. A fourth member of the group, Enrique, a teenage relative of Paco's comes along for the thrill of the rabbit hunt.
    Meeting at the local bar, the men proceed to a run down farm house and hire Juan and his young niece Carmen to aid them in the hunt, as well as several ferrets to rout the rabbits from their holes. As the hunters prepare their guns, they reminisce about the Civil War and the excitement of hunting men instead of animals. After a few drinks, José asks Paco for a loan; it will cement their relationship, he says. Paco, who has grudgingly been expecting this, refuses, but instead offers José a job.
    During the hunt, the men kill several rabbits and eventually lunch on them. Their relationships become more enstranged as they fret over the past and rebuke each other in several ways.

    Luis becomes deranged and turns to practice-shooting with a mannequin; he also starts a fire that grows too large and has to be put down. Near the end, Paco kills a ferret; he claims he shot it accidentally, but José feels he did it maliciously. As the hunt gains in intensity, the gunfire becomes more rapid. The smoldering hatred and frustrations of the three men are triggered when Paco is hit by a blast from José's shotgun and falls mortally wounded, into a stream. Luis, enraged by the killing, tries to kill José by running him down with a land rover. José retaliates, shooting at Luis, but the latter manages to survive long enough to shoot at the escaping José and kill him before going down himself. Enrique, unhurt, is left alone in the midst of this carnage, trying to fathom the inexplicable behavior of the three wartime comrades. The movie ends in a freeze-frame as he runs away from the carnage.

    Erotic: la novizia 1975


    Vittorio, a handsome young man with a job said, back in his hometown in Sicily due to the poor health of Don Nini, her uncle. Victor believes dying to find it, however note that his condition is not serious.
    Don Nini convinces Victor to be casual and cheeky with everyone in the country, especially with women; demonstrate this for the prestige and virility of the family name.

    After a series of erotic adventures with various women without importance, Vittorio ends up luring, among others, Sister Immaculata, the nun at the bedside of Don Nini.Sister Immaculate, in turn reciprocate the ardor of Vittorio (because secretly in love with him) finally abandoning both his religious vocation is the vow of chastity.

    From Argentina: La Rabia Aka Anger 2008

    Contempo story revolves around 2 neighboring farming families living close to the desolate city of l.  a. Rabia, thus the title (“rabia” virtually suggests that “rage”). Nati (Nazarena Duarte), the young daughter of Poldo (Victor hugo Carrizo) and Alejandra (Analia Couceyro) has inexplicably become a mute. once she’s upset, she takes wing her clothes, often publically. With no different playmates, she hangs out plenty with Ladeado (Gonzalo Perez), the marginally older son of native single father Pichon (Javier Lorenzo).

    It’s shortly discovered why Nati is therefore disturbed: She’s been spying on her mother in secret having intensely carnal, S&M-inflected sex with Pichon. (Extensively recorded sexy scenes here seem like they'll not are faked, a suspicion bolstered by the helmer’s declared interest in creative activity, cited in film’s press notes.) Nati’s ink-splattered drawings of what she’s seen inspire the pic’s periodic flights into rough watercolor and ink-based animations by Manuel Barenboim that enhance the commonly disturbing atmosphere. Discovery of a drawing by Nati of mommy’s naked friend conjointly precipitates the film’s violent climax.

    Ladeado, meanwhile, is additionally one sad very little camper. conjointly a witness to his father’s unfaithfulness, he’s keeping a snarling musteline (one of nature’s less enticing animals) in a very detain the woods, having killed the remainder of the creature’s family, in only one among many distressful animal scenes, as well as the matter-of-fact slaughter of a pig and therefore the offscreen shooting of a dog.
    Intermittent, long-held shots of the flat, forbidding landscape at sunrise or sunset (most of the film looks to possess been lensed at the magic hour) add bleak context to the story’s relentless specialize in sex and death. As events progress, one gets the sense that this can be a piece of a helmer completely on top of things of her game, deliberately selecting to go away queries unrequited.
    Perfs area unit crisp however convincing. thin however distressful sound style by Rufino Basavilbaso adds atmosphere.

    1973: La Nuit américaine


    La Nuit américaine chronicles the assembly of Je Vous Présente Paméla (Meet Pamela, additionally cited as i need you i want Pamela), a clichéd comedy leading aging screen icon, Alexandre (Jean-Pierre Aumont), former diva Séverine (Valentina Cortese), young heart-throb Alphonse (Jean-Pierre Léaud) and a British actress, Julie Baker (Jacqueline Bisset) who is ill  from each a breakdown and also the arguing resulting in her wedding along with her abundant older doctor.

    In between are many tiny vignettes chronicling the stories of the crew-members and also the director; Ferrand (Truffaut himself) who tangles with the sensible issues one deals with once creating a movie. Behind the camera, the actors and crew undergo many romances, affairs, break-ups, and sorrows. the production is very stunned once one among the secondary actresses is unconcealed to be pregnant. Later Alphonse's fiancee leaves him for the film's stuntman, that leads Alphonse into a palliative one-night stand with an accommodating Julie; whereat, misinterpretation Julie's pity sex for true love, the infantile Alphonse informs Julie's husband of the affair. Finally, Alexandre dies on the way to hospital after a car accident.

    Sunday, September 28, 2014

    Comedy: El bosque animado 1987


    In the fantasy world of animated forest people who have been transported to the site by a magical force known. A bandit a digger, a girl working, a guy who will not work, a girl who emigrates, a ghost who seeks companionship ... These, and many more characters, are the diverse landscape we discover among the trees of the forest Anime. His short stories make up a human tissue and plant at the same time, intersect, intertwine, and hard to get to the roots, know when to begin and end.

    Xan of Malvis. Labrador sick of the few gains that gives the field and the work of the land, decided to take to the mountains and become the thief Fraga, under the moniker "Fendetestas".Juanita Arruallo: Aunt Hermelinda. It is an older woman and greedy. It has a very bad temper. Shows his human side in the wake of Pilara, her maid.Roque Freire: One of the wealthiest farmers of Cecebre Fraga. Is assaulted in the woods with him and holds Fendetestas full of humor and irony dialogue.Pilara: Daughter of Fame and Marica gives maid Juanita Arruallo. Always fearing reprimands her mistress, does not mind taking the riskiest decisions that nobody is left out with the money from the sale of milk. Until one of their indiscretions cost him his life.Marica Fame da: Mother of Pilara. Possibly the most poor and hungry old lady of Fraga, his life is a portrait of survival in the absence of resources.
    Geraldo: Pocero love with Hermelinda lame. His love for the young is another mainstay of the book. Incidentally its history is full of sailors travel: Young he joined a whaling ship, where he lost a leg.

    Live your life in a high melancholy of Fraga dies until digging a well for a neighbor.
    Hermelinda: Niece Arruallo Juanita. After his aunt's maid for many years, sick of this easement, decides to go to the city to improve position. Geraldo know that the digger is in love with her, but not for you and you prefer to go out, dance and have fun with other youth Fraga.Fiz Cotobelo: Name of the late going wandering around until you meet Fraga. Besides being the nightmare "Fendetestas" is the banshee history. Eventually join the Holy Company.Although there is a fairly clear separation between the arguments of each room, there are characters in the different stories, since the theme of the whole work is the Fraga of Cecebre and its diverse people

    1973: La vedova inconsolabile ringrazia quanti la consolarono

    After the death of Salvatore rich husband to a car accident, his beautiful wife Catherine ( Edwige Fenech ) is preparing to cash in on the huge legacy but because the deceased has not made ​​a will and when he was alive was sterile, his wife will be able to benefit from the bequest only if, within the three hundred days established by law, will give birth to a son. Knowing this, the brothers Salvatore - Tano and Rico - that intascherebbero billion if Catherine does not fulfill this condition - organize an armed guard at the villa where she lives with her ​​mother Teresa ( Didi Perego ), blocking the way for all the people male. A thief ( Carlo Giuffre ) manages to sneak in during a reception and tries to steal the bills on which were written the gambling debts for which he was indebted to Salvatore.
    Not being able to go out, he is forced by his mother Catherine to go to bed with her daughter consent. The various attempts, sadly, seem vain: the thief is the excitement only with Teresa, who is developing a plan, when the man comes in his bed, waiting for him there will be the latter but Catherine. One of the two brothers, however, fell in love with it, it will eventually spend the night with her mother, thinking of making love with Catherine. Three hundred days after they are born two children, one of Catherine and the thief, the other of Teresa and one of the brothers Salvatore. The thief can live like this in a very dignified with Catherine, which had already fallen in love that night three hundred days before.

    Jessica Alba: The Sleeping Dictionary 2003


    The Sleeping dictionary is a 2003 american romantic drama film written and directed by Guy Jenkin and leading Hugh Dancy, Jessica Alba, Brenda Blethyn, Emily mortimer, and Bob Hoskins. The film is a few young Englishman who is sent to sarawak within the Nineteen Thirties to become a part of the british colonial government. There he encounters some unorthodox native traditions, and finds himself visaged with powerful selections of the guts involving a gorgeous young native girl who becomes the object of his affections. The Sleeping dictionary was recorded on location in sarawak, Malaysia.

    The Sleeping dictionary was recorded on location in sarawak, Malaysia, at intervals associate hour's drive from the state capital of Kuching. The secondary location of the longhouse was specially created at great expense (RM125,000) at Batang Ai, regarding quarter-hour drive on the secondary road to the Hilton Batang Ai Resort, wherever the film cast and crew were based mostly for ten days. Kuching locations enclosed the Matang Recreation Park; plant fibre fishing village and lots of smaller villages and country homesteads. The native crew and cast numbered up to 600 on certain days, for a few crowd scenes.

    Old Comedy: Mon Oncle 1958


    Mon Oncle ("My Uncle") is a 1958 film comedy by French film maker Tati. the primary of Tati's films to be released in color,Mon Oncle won the award for Best Foreign Language Film, a Special Prize at the 1958 cannes film festival,and the new york Film Critics Circle Award for Best Foreign Language Film, receiving additional honors than any of Tati's alternative cinematic works.
    The film centers on the socially awkward nonetheless lovable character of Monsieur Hulot and his impractical struggle with postwar France's infatuation with modern design, mechanical potency and consumerism. like most movie maker films, Mon Oncle is basically a visual comedy; color and lighting are used to assist tell the story. The dialogue in Mon Oncle is barely loud, and for the most part subordinated to the role of a effect.

    The drifting noises of heated arguments and idle banter complement alternative sounds and also the physical movements of the characters, deepening comedic impact. The advanced soundtrack conjointly uses music to characterize environments, as well as a full of life strain that represents Hulot's world of comic unskillfulness and freedom.
    At its debut in 1958 in France, Mon Oncle was denounced by some critics for what they readed as a reactionary or maybe poujadiste view of an rising French client society, that had late embraced a replacement wave of business modernization and a additional rigid social structure.However, this criticism shortly gave means within the face of the film's large quality in France and abroad – even within the U.S., wherever rampant discretionary consumption and a recession had caused those on each the correct and also the left to question the economic and social values of the age.The film was another massive success for tati as with a complete of 4,576,928 admissions in France.

    Saturday, September 20, 2014

    Lovers: A True Story (1991) Very nice

         
    Lovers (Spanish: Amantes) is a 1991 Spanish film noir written and directed by Vicente Aranda, star Victoria Abril, Jorge Sanz and Maribel Verdú. The film brought Aranda to widespread attention within the communicatory world. It won 2 Francisco de Goya Awards (Best Film and Best Director) and is taken into account one in every of the simplest Spanish films of the 90s.
    Amantes opened in february 1991 at the forty first Berlin International fete wherever Victoria Abril won the Silver Bear for Best histrion. In Spain it had been an excellent success with critics and audiences and won 2 Francisco de Goya Awards together with Best Film and Best director. Amantes was the primary of Aranda’s films to urge associate degree american unharness, gap in March 1992 changing into a very important art house hit, obtaining quite one and a 0.5 million bucks at the box-office. The moving picture appalled audiences owing to the frankness of its sex scenes.
    The film remains Vicente Aranda’s best-regarded work; he explains “ Whenever somebody desires to blandish Pine Tree State, they create up the topic of Amantes. I haven’t been ready to build a movie that takes its place.

    The House on the Edge of the Park 1980

    The House on the edge of the Park (Italian: La casa sperduta nel parco) is a 1980 Italian exploitation film from the Italian director Ruggero Deodato. It stars David Hess from Wes Craven's The Last House on the Left (playing an identical character), and Giovanni Lombardo Radice.The entire film was shot in mere 3 weeks, below a really restricted budget.

    The House on the edge of the Park was initially rejected for a UK cinema certificate by the BBFC once first submitted in March 1981, and later found itself on the DPP list of "video nasties" once it had been disclosed that the uncut version was promptly out there on UK video. once it had been eventually gone by the BBFC in Gregorian calendar month 2002, it had been cut by eleven minutes and forty three secs, with most of the rape and violence either replaced or removed entirely. it had been resubmitted in 2011 associated received an virtually uncut unharness, currently solely being cut by forty two seconds to the razor dynamical.The USA Media Blasters unharness is totally uncut at ninety one minutes.

    Erotic: L'Amour l'après-midi Aka Love in the Afternoon

    Frédéric (Bernard Verley), a young, winning professional, is blithely married to Hélène (Françoise Verley), associate degree instructor, and father to 1 kid with another on the manner. Still, one thing grub away at him. whereas hunting his day, Frédéric begins to cogitate the days before he was married, once he was unengaged to be with any girl he wished and will feel the deep satisfaction of anticipation whereas he hunted person them. At one purpose within the film, he has associate degree elaborate fantasy wherever he possesses a sorcerous charm that causes all ladies to bow to his can (the sequence options actresses from previous "Moral Tales"). These tho'ts don't distress Frédéric though, as he sees these concepts as a mirrored image of however true his like to his mate is.
    One day, a girl from Frédéric's past seems at his workplace.

    Chloé (Zouzou) had once been the girlfriend of associate degree first love of Frédéric's, and had caused this friend a good deal of grief. initially Frédéric believes Chloé solely needs one thing from him, however over time, as she tries a series of jobs to try some kind of solidity in her life, the 2 begin defrayal afternoons along, talking of the many things Frédéric finds himself unable to speak to his mate concerning. Eventually, Chloé confesses that whereas she doesn't need wedding she would really like to own a toddler, and needs the kid to be from him. during a minor state of pain, Frédéric ponders the methods of staying with a mate that he loves greatly or going with a girl for whom he feels an odd deep passion. within the moments before it looks Frédéric can consummate his feelings for Chloé he flees back to his mate, deed Chloé sprawling on her bed expecting him. it's not shown what happens to Chloé, however upon Frédéric's come back to Hélène the tears that spill from her show that one thing definite nonetheless not altogether dire has modified between the 2 of them.

    Saturday, September 13, 2014

    Bad: StarWreck 1992



    Star Wreck may be a series of Finnish Star Trek parody movies started by Samuli Torssonen in 1992. the primary motion-picture show, merely named Star Wreck, was an easy Star Control-like animation with 3 ships shooting at one another, however later movies featured 3D CGI, animated characters and, within the latest films, live actors. typically Star Wreck is employed to talk to the most recent and hottest lead Wreck: within the Pirkinning.
    Star Wreck relates the adventures of James B. Pirk (named when the Star Trek character James T. Kirk), Captain of the ballistic capsule C.P.P. Potkustartti (English C.P.P. Kickstart). alternative characters embody Mr. Fukov, Mr. Spook (Finnish: Mr. Spökö), Mr. Dwarf (Wuf), Ensign crappy and Mr. information (loosely based mostly, severally, on Star Trek's Pavel Anton Pavlovich Chekhov, Mr. Spock, Worf, Scotty, and Data). The characters speak Finnish, however subtitles in numerous languages, together with Klingon, square measure accessible.

    Drama: The Secret Life of Words (2005)



    Taciturn, part deaf Hanna (Polley) may be a Yugoslavian native operating in a very mill in Kingdom of Denmark. She is forced to require a vacation by her boss, UN agency tells her that her co-workers are pained by her lack of socialization. when overhearing a spoken language a few want for a nurse, she takes on employment as non-public nurse for burn victim Josef (Robbins). he's ill  on Associate in Nursing offshore oil rig when a fireplace on the rig, and has severe burns and is briefly unsighted. The rig isn't operational awaiting Associate in Nursing investigation, and few folks stay on board.
    Hanna talks little or no, and particularly doesn't need to speak concerning herself. Despite his pain, Josef is continually creating jokes, a number of them Gilbertian sexual advances. Hanna's take care of him includes holding the plumbing fixture and laundry his entire body. As they catch up with, they begin sharing their experiences. Unbeknownst to him, she listens over and another time to a message on his telephone from a mysterious girl UN agency was dotty with him.

    Hanna learns from a colleague that Josef was disjointed whereas attempting to save lots of a person UN agency committed suicide by by design throwing himself into the oil-rig hearth. another tragic affiliation between the 2 men is tacit. He tells a few near-drowning expertise as a result of he cannot swim. Eventually Josef confides to Hanna his greatest secret guilt, and he or she tells him concerning her previous life within the former European nation. She describes well the horrors she endured throughout the war (Yugoslav Wars), as well as being kidnaped and repeatedly raped. She tells of her own recurrent torture and lets him feel the scars on her body from the injuries inflicted on her.
    Josef isn't convalescing, and at Hanna's initiative he's air-lifted off the oil rig to be taken to a hospital. once the eggbeater lands, Josef desires Hanna to accompany him, however she walks away while not a word. However, she leaves behind a backpack (apparently intentionally), and it contains enough data to grant Josef an opportunity to seek out her. when he recovers,

    Josef travels to Kingdom of Denmark to go to a counselor that Hanna had seen when fleeing the war, seeking to find out a lot of concerning her. He then tracks her down at the mill in European nation wherever she works. They talk, and initially she keeps her distance, oral communication she could not be with him as a result of she thinks at some point she might drown them each in her sorrow. once he tells her that he can "learn to swim," she reciprocates the love.
    The title of the film is concerning however words will transmit rather more than they assert. the key world of every character is hidden however carried to every alternative by words.

    Edwige Fenech: Sono fotogenico 1980



    Film buff arrives in Rome with the ambition to become an actor at all costs. After various experiences he will return to his native land with empty-handed. The flaw lies in the neck: the script (B. Zapponi, Dino and Marco Risi) seems to pull out of a drawer where lay the 50s. Suffer even the characters, among which the most successful is that of Maccione. Gassman, Tognazzi, Bouchet and Monicelli in the role of themselves. 



    Poignant and hilarious, moving and having fun; is the arc of life itself. The dreams, expectations, disillusionment, the harsh reality. Cast layer, a great actor for each role, for even the most sheltered. For the role of the teacher of dramatic art has gone to the trouble a superlative Julien Guiomar, for a film that agent Aldo Maccione in great form and so on in crescendo. Beats by double over with laughter, memorable monologues, characters that will remain in history. A film that has not yet been rediscovered at all, destined to become a cult.



    Old Drama: Diary of a Country Priest (1951)

              
    A young priest arrives at Ambricourt, his new parish. he's not welcome. the women of the catechism category kid him during a prank, whereby only 1 of them pretends to understand the Scriptural basis of the Eucharist so the remainder of them will kid their non-public speech. His colleagues criticize his diet of bread and wine, and his ascetic life style. involved regarding Chantal, the female offspring of the noblewoman, the priest visits the noblewoman at the family country house, and seems to assist her resume communion with God once a amount of doubt. The noblewoman dies throughout the subsequent night, and her female offspring spreads false rumors that the priest's harsh words had tormented her to death. Refusing confession, Chantal had antecedently spoken to the priest regarding her hate of her oldsters.

    The older priest from Torcy talks to his younger colleague regarding his poor diet and lack of prayer, however the younger man looks unable to create changes. once his health worsens, the young priest goes to the town to go to a doctor, WHO diagnoses him with abdomen cancer. The priest goes for refuge to a former colleague, WHO has nonchurchgoing ANd currently works as an pharmacist, whereas living with a lady outside union. The priest dies within the house of his colleague once being innocent  by him.

    Monday, September 8, 2014

    Drama: When The Light Comes 1998



    When the light Comes is a 1998 German-Dutch /Belgian romantic journey film drama directed by Stijn Coninx, and major Francesca Vanthielen, fiddler Król and Rick Engelkes. The film is predicated on associate degree life history of the then 19-year-old student in Amsterdam Heleen van der Laan WHO spent the winter in Svalbard living with a fur hunter.

    it absolutely was tailored for the screen with the help of Jean van DE Velde. primarily a story set in northern Scandinavia, the film has "themes of isolation, forced inhabitation and relationship building between 2 all totally different individuals in very harsh living conditions". The score was composed by sticker Brossé and also the film was made by favorite Films and distributed by Concorde Film

    Edwige Fenech again : Satiricosissimo 1970


    Franchi and Ingrassia play themselves as was common, off to attend tables at a Fellini's Satyricon themed party. Before you'll be able to say "don't drop that jug of wine", they 'wake up' method back B.C., still wearing their very little slave outfits. the $64000 mystery here is why they did not begin the film in Roman times within the initial place because the popular culture references don't seem to be simply restricted to the supposed time travelers. Still, a number of the wittiest jokes involve street signs and sight gags: the primary factor we tend to see could be a car place on a cart and wagon. All roads cause Rome (via footage borrowed from a way costlier movie) and that they like a shot save Emperor Nero Claudius Caesar Drusus Germanicus from sickness. Forced to hitch a spy origination that uses a secret slap within the face rather than a secret shake, they're dressed as barbarians by their new boss, whom we tend to shall discuss with as 'M', and sent off to a edifice for longer spatial relation jokes.

    Enter seventies sex-ploitation babes Edwige Fenech and Karin Shubert (in atypically incommunicative roles), World Health Organization area unit probing for a handful of Normen to induce eliminate their husbands. Edwige is married to the emperor and Karin to 'M', I think. you do not commonly need to use your brain this a lot of throughout these general and Ciccio flicks. everyone is double- and triple crossing one another and hatching murder plots. when Edwige bathes in milk, F & C add some low thereto to form cappuccino. Hahaha. assault working at a Festivalius, Claudio Nero Claudius Caesar Drusus Germanicus has had all the opposite contestants dead beforehand. To our surprise the $64000 barbarian cutthroats arrive, however fortuitously there area unit enough warrior uniforms lying around for our ham-fisted fools to avoid wasting their mighty ruler yet again.

    By currently the Romans area unit disgusting, Karin is swimming in champagne and Nero's heroes need to make certain Rome is burning. Yes, each epic cliché is accounted for in precisely beneath ninety minutes (did the writers use a stack of Asterix comic books for reference?). when a mock trial at the Roman state supreme court, it is time to throw our protagonists to the lions. Having managed to restrain himself for over Associate in Nursing hour of film, general finally lets loose together with his usual Jerry Lewis face smooching throughout the scrapper combat. He and Ciccio move fighting acquainted 'Sword and Sandal' film actors during this sequence, that sadly clad neither as funny or exciting as meant. however they could still be accidentally spared by a thumb so as to flee into to a inevitable ending back in gift times.
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